Redditor Rescues Baby Duckling and it Grows Up to Be a Total A**hole, Extremely Fowl Conversation Ensues

This Redditor, ColonelDredd, rescued a baby duckling from the icy grip of certain death this summer when he found it all alone.

If this were a Disney movie we'd expect the two of them to be bonded for life in an eternal love affair. They'd have a misunderstanding and part ways. But then in the third act the duckling would come and save ColonelDredd's family from a mustache-twirling villain.

Alas, that's not how life goes. Instead, as you can see, ColonelDredd was brutally attacked by this ungrateful little a**hole upon their reunion.

Hey, still a better love story than Twilight.

The resulting thread lead to some extremely absurd stories about people's own experience with water fowl.

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Aww...

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The savage attack which almost claimed this poor mans life...

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User is quick to assure 'ColonelDredd' that his duck is, in fact, just an asshole.

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Ducks are a**holes... and super rapey.

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The Tragic Tale of Mentally Disabled Geese Bro 'Brock'

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Sir ducksalot has fallen on hard times...

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